User blog:Zergrinch/Who here can read tiny tiny text?

The "Silver Slip Express Elevator", which graced the Cadmus Project, might just be a wiki-worthy article. But my eyes are bad. I can't read the tiny text in the two screenshots. Help me, YJ wiki fans! You're my only hope.
 * 1) http://upload.jetsam.org/images/Elevator1.jpg
 * 2) http://upload.jetsam.org/images/Elevator2.jpg