User blog comment:Zergrinch/Help Me Ask Greg/@comment-4454131-20120520012340/@comment-4928331-20120520143549

The first one is rather tongue-in-cheek, parodies all the minutia we see at Ask Greg every day.

I expect the moderators will answer this one by quoting Greg's "I haven't thought about it" or "I haven't tracked it to such a degree."