User blog comment:Shapeshifter99/Aaaaaaand we're BACK!/@comment-5064916-20130105213041/@comment-3094698-20130106154949

neither is beware the batman by the looks of it.

Executive 1: "batman needs a teen sidekick who should it be?"

Executive 2: "well he has a long list already but we dont want to do the sensible thing. lets use katana. what else can we do to douche it up?"

Executive 1: "lets give alfred guns because you know batman doesnt like guns so it will create drama."

not to mention that all guns will have square barrels so impressionable kids wont think to go use one, defeating all the physics behind why a gun barrel is circular